Our Pool Rules
Rule 1:
- The Pool Manager is the Supreme Being. Any thought to the contrary will result in immediate expulsion from the pool.
Rule 2:
- The Pool Manager is ALWAYS right.
Rule 3:
- The Pool Manager does not get paid a salary, but can accept small gifts. Small gifts should be parked in the back, with the keys and title card left on my desk :)
Rule 4:
- Do not slander the Pool Manager. He does have an eraser!
Rule 5:
- Do not run with Scissors! It's hard to cut paper that way.
Rule 6:
- Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
Rule 7:
- Never, never, never give up.
Rule 8:
Enjoy The Pool!
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